GypsY Mum...

stiLL on mUm's LumpY bed..
mE: MAK... if i were to say that i don't think i'M gonna Or eVer goNNa get married what would u say ?

Mum : BAK taNgaN ....

mE : HUh ???...
SejaK bila My Mum caN reaD paLms ??

i was Giving her mY "aRe-u seriouS????" Look...

NAh!!!!...hOlding Out mY nervous and sweaTy paLms to her ...
stiLL in douBt..

starIng aT my mUm blanKly surPrised in a way. Eversince wheN Did she leaRn this?

aLL this while I've been haVing this Image PotraYed in mY heaD that PalM reaDErs aRE surpose TO be more lIke a GypsY LAdy wIth loNg unmanagable hair, having this eerie looking cat by her side, her dark rOom would be filled in with The basic ornaments of a psychic..tarot cards, leather pouches, demon skulls, oR at least a Crystal ball....

i Watch To mUcH Of haRrY PORtER!!!
CominG baCk tO mY sweaTy palms..

mUm belek-belek...

pusing sana...pusing sini...

u can hear heR Mumbling tO herself..*baca mentera ke ape???*..
i was getting worried a little..

will she be able To know bouT all those NoTty things that i've done??

all those smaLL (or is iT bIg) sins..???

but at this point it's too late to turn back...

My palM is in her haNDs..

it seems Like agess..the Clock was TickinG slowLy...

mum :"No laH Na... u'Re Gonna Get maRriEd, BuT laMbaT siKiT..."

Me: iye ke ?? (in a veRy confUsed tone of Voice..am i relieved Or am I happy ??)...

Mum : But the 1sT one CuT U Deep...

mE: hurMmm... (she's seriouslY gOod at this!!!!)

the Gypsy mum didn't stOp there as The resT oF the Clan decided To queue up and ask for her service... (dasaR penyebOk betOl bebudaK 3 ekoR nih..)

as a paYback.. The Gypsy Mum was treaTed wif gOOd Coffee and Roti bakaR 30 minUtes laTer at "KopitiaM baNgi" (nice And Cozy plaCe)...

went to bed that night with mixed and disturbed toughts...