mY perfecT 10 stOrY ...

1991-1995...

It was in My highskool daYs when i first met him. we survived 5 years being locked up in my top of the list "most hated" yet precious place which is my highschool.he was my skoolmate back then.known hIm aS 3ddY eversince.

23rd December 2006...

i started the day grumpy and dragging my feet out of bed as usual only to find myself stucked in one of those regular site meetings.Bored and seems to be an endless meeting.what better things to do ??FridaY the day where i could haf my long lunch break....thanks to the Current-sTAte-oF-the-Art Technology, we haf handphones nowdays just to keep u wide awake to endure all those loOOOoOoOOng meetings....My fingers was fast on the Hp keypad..sMs-inG...

me: BAbe.. what's uP ??

3ddY : Nothing's Up.where r u ??

me: at site... babe.. u oughtta go and see some specialist bout thOse "NOthing" is Up thing, that's bad...lunch later ???

3ddY: dammit girl.. but lunch sounds great...

me: OKey.. here's the thing. This time we do it diffrently. we'll treat this as our official "lunch date"..U put on yer charm, i'll put on mine,after lunch.We grade each other.u grade Me and i'll grade u.. we see who suck the most ....

3ddy : OOoOww..i'm gonna fail big time ...

me: well dear, u haf 1 and a half hour to buck up and dont b late cz puncuality is being graded....

3ddy: shoooT...!!! be there later ...

and that was how iT all started. We had lunch at the t3rminaL.

me : BAbe...u know selection of place are also in the list to be graded??? and it's a rule of thumb thatguys haf to choose...

3ddY : shOoT!!! this is hard ...

me : Burger King sound nice. dah lama tak makan..

3ddY : then BUrger king it is...

strolling our way to burger king... half way ..

me: babe... do u know that u can tell alot bout people by the way they eat their burgers ...??

3ddY : is it ???

me : ya laH ... the way u chomp through yer burger ... the flimsy way u handle those greesy fries.. those runny ketchup...hurmm... it shows alot..

3ddY: TheN .. it's a bIg NO to buRger king ...

we ended up having lasagna and turkey ham sandwich in one of the outlets...it went well until his gigantiC HP starts to ring...

3ddy : ye dato' sRi ... 2:30 ...ye dato's sri.....i'm having lunch, will be there in a short while (lifting his eye brows..while switching off his fone...)

me : U must be kidding rite...???

3ddy : there i told u i'll fail big time babe...it will only take 30 minutes trust me....

3ddY is one of those yeS men People... he's a PTD by profession... and that fone call from dato' sRi flushed oUr appetite down the drain.

25 minutes later i was in k3mentrian something something REading the papers. sInce he was rushing to meet Up wif his dato's sRi and i have no inspection at hand back at site, so what the hecK..

we sort oF made a deal. we trade..i'll have a fair chance of viewing his daily office life and later he'll experience mine... Thinking hard what shall i do to him later. force him into those phua hu kanG safetY booTS and hard hats and bring him on my daily inspection ??? NOpe Tooo easY. i'll hang him upside down on the crane instead.. that sound splendid...

Cruel as I may be.. but the crane thing is too muCh for hIm. Settled mOSt of mY daily routine work. we headed Over to concorDe for after work dine and dinner...

3ddY: babe .. i owe u big time and i know i fail...

me: It's so obvious that u flunk and yup u owe me big time...

The lounge song selection was fantastiC..oldskoOl material. We taLKed for nearly 4 hours. VArious topics ranging from politics, gaYs, bapOks, pros and cons being in gov3rm3nt s3Rvent to m4y4 k4rIn...blah..blah..blah....end we even dO lips reading. u know that A1 is in town, so the louge are packed wiF maT saleh repersenting each team. We call it a nite at 10:30.... Despite the fact that dearest 3ddY failed his test, we had a wonderful time...

On my way baCk home... sMs-ing while driving...

me : BAbe.. what's My score....

3ddY : peRfecT 10 babe...

me : despite Whatever grade that u've given me, u still owe me 365 bfast, lunch, dinner and coffee... and u still have to re-sit for the test again...

3ddY : well... maybe next time i'll be fully prepared ...

me : smiling ...thanks for the 10...

hahahahha.... fuNnY ...how could i be a perfect 10 and a looser by intention at the same time ???