ERECTION....

Sometimes you have to find the smallest amusement in life just to get you going on … as for today mine was ERECTION….

I was hanging out with the “GT Erection Engineers” who just completed their 6 weeks training in Baden, Swis. Most of them are struggling to finish up their EHS course works and are sitting for their exams tomorrow (yes..we do need to sit for EHS exams to ensure that we are safe enough to go to site)…

Since I’ve been stucked in the office for the past 1 month or so and having nothing better to do.. basically I dok kacau org… harassing every human being in the office…

I overheard someone shouting on the phone from a distance ..

“yes… he’s the bloody erection engineer..”
and there I was … smiling to myself….

Turning to the “GT Erection Engineer next to me…With the smirk on my face …

‘You know what… back then… it’s a sin to even say the word “ERECTION” in public…” but then upon joining this company, I eventually have to bear myself with erection on a daily basis…”

The Guys…”hahahhahhah”….

Try this… What do you do for a living…??
I’m an erection engineer, I do erection for a living..

Take me for example …applying to my working condition…..
WhoeveR : so how was your day at work ??
Me : oooHhh… the usual….I’m helping out the civil guys with erection …
Whoever : WHAT THE FISH….???

If you think that is bad.. try this…
“It’s a pre-requirement for all of the GT/ST Erection Engineers to complete their 6 weeks Erection training in Baden before you can be send to site…”
WHAT ??? It’s really bad that you have to undergo training for you to master the art or “Erection”.. and all the way to Baden ?? and 6 weeks ??? wow… is it that difficult to “Erect” ??

Don’t get me started on the “Erection Managers”…
They must be damn good with “Erection” ..the title says it all….

*still trying my best not to laugh every time people mention the word Erection”….

Ode to all the ERECTION ENGINEERS in AL-Ribut without the R (aLst0m)....*wink*