aku the magician....

i was hooked to this belog...thanks to cik wanana yang telah mengintrocudekan blog tersebot. setelah melayari blog itu, saya kini sangat suke berbahasa m3layu. bahasa ibunda saya..

pada suatu hari (ala2 standard nak start pertandingan bercerita mase kecik-kecik dulu).saya kindda "terbeli" this vest. Niat murni dihati ingin bergaya ke opis.. tapi niat sebenarnye nak cover perut yang makin hari semakin buncit.

so there i was trying this vest on depan cermin.. pusing kanan .. pusing kiri..

Me to mR HuBby : Babe.. okey tak ?
huBbY : (muke berkerut....) okey kot....
Me : betol ke ? (tak betol lah tuh laGi mau tanye..)
hubby : i dunno.. something doesn't feels right, look as if u're going somwehere ..
Me: Memang lah i'm going somewhere... nak kuar kan nih..
Hubby : No.. like u're Going somewhere to perform something.. an act..mcm magician ..

tanpa berpikir panjang..aku teros tukar baju lain ..

chet!!! dulu...when i was wearing nih (my half-top) .....dia kata aku pakai monkey suit..(penulis in her monkey suit)

now aku pakai ini..jadi magician lak..pening-pening..

due to his lack of knowledge in fashion terkini.. i ended up being in a monkey-suit & a magician.

Jika perOtku tidak berbukit-bukit nescaya saya cantik berpakaian begini.. tetapi apakan daya..

tentang dIa..

Hi people..or as they greet here.. MArhaBA.. salam from Abu dhAbi...

Asyik MAma aje dok update blog nih, Let me update you on my side of the story lak.Lately nih, eversince i went to school and MAma dah start her work we only have weekends to spend quality time. I adore outings.. saya tahan panas.. i like the beach .. as i can roll around on my magic carpet & play with the sand. TApi.. Mama saya sungguh bohsan.. dia tak bagi saya touch sand .. kotor and eeeiiii geli katanye.. tah pape tah .. nak gi beach tapi tak mo bagi saya main pasir...

Since i can't swim in the sea nor play with the sand ... all i can do is suck my thumb and act cute.. while Usha-Usha Org yang dok bergumbira around me..

And when i reallY-really gOt bored .. i suck my toes instead. HA.. i guess you guys can't do that.One thing for sure i know MAma & PApa can't cz perot diorang dah buncit... huhuhu...

every petang, MAma & PApa bawak saya jaLAn2 after balik from skooL. Mereka x peduli jika saya penat ke ape ke.. tgk nih.. suke ati aje mereka suruh saya posing dekat dengan pokok kurma..pastuh MAma belasah kurma tuh sikit pun x offer kat saya.. tak patut!!!

Pastuh, kadang-kadang bila MAma terase dia macam chumiL sikit dia mule lah jadikan saya Props dia utk amik gambaR..cover line nak bergaya sorang-sorang nampak sangat perasannye.. terpakse lah saya layankan aje.. dia pakai cantik-cantik... saya pakai Jumper saya aje..adeke patot ? tak patot...!!

papa pun sama gak... mereka ingat mereka chumiL amik gambar bersama saya.. mereka tak tau.. yang chumiL adelah saya dah bukan mereka...

saya memang anak yang baik, hari-hari when Mama is buzy in the kitchen main masak-masak, I'll help her out in the living room. saya suka kemas CD, rearrange the cables belakang tV. Mama panggil saya Mama's helper. I don't mind doing the house work cz saya anak yang baik...when it's time to go to sleep, saya akan pastikan my cot is safe and sound. I'll inspect every inch and corner of it that means saya kena panjat-panjat & jenguk-jenguk keluar. The only problem is that i don't think Mama & PApa likes it when i do that cz they would shout every single time i do it.. alah nak aje cakap ChiLL la ...

Okey people..enuf for now.. rasa macam celebrity lak org dok amik gambaR saya dari tadi... Bubyee...

a.B.a.Y.A

thinking oF getting myself a tailor-made abaya..it does come in handy when i have nothing to wear to the office and was thinking of wearing it during semayang raye this year. this empire cut abaya surely seems nice on long-legged chicks definitely not meant for me...

do u know that this piece of self-floor-mopping-dress could cost you a bomb? the cheapest that i've asked around for a custom made abaya is AED370 ~ RM360..demmit. sungguh mahaL...

taPI tak abU dhab1 lah jika tiada abaYA...
Going for the abaya HunT soon... :)

LiL miss PeaNuT & her baG of Nuts...

The one with the sinful nUts

During my boarding school days; (yes.. there was this short peroid of time where i stayed in the asrama for a while.. just to get my hands dirty doing laundry, mandi bErkemban at one of the two extra big kolaH and having a go at the tasteless food that they serve at Dewan makan- what an experience..)..

there was this girl, a junoir in my dorm..i shall call her "Miss-peanuT".. hence the name.. she have this huge stock of Pistachio nuts.. freshly delivered froM makkah by her DAd i guess (at that time her dad was serving in mekkaH). EverY single day she would pull out her big bag of pistachio nuts..took out 7 of them.. baca doa..eat the nuTs slowly and start reading her notes or doing her homework.

one day i braved myself ...

Me : "Miss peanut.. awak buat ape tuh ?"...
Miss PEanut : "Oooo... My dad delivered this pistachio nuts all the way from Mekkah .. yada..yada..yada.. and i have to eat 7 of it daily as they say if you eat 7 of it every day it will make you brainier and bijak pandai... kan Org panggil kacang nih kacang bijak ..."
ME: OoOo... *smile*

little that "Miss Peanut" knew that i was actually trying my best to gulp in all my saliva. little that she knew that i'm Nuts ofer nutS.. esp pistachio. So there i was .. every single day, trying my best not to drool every time she pulled out that bag oF nuts out from her study taBle. DArN!! why does she have to torture me like this ? the sound of the shell cracking and the sight of those small, green yummilicious, nicely arrangged pistachio nuts oN her table (Yes!! she arrange the nuts before eating it.. saje aje kan ?..teasEr!! SHOW OFF!!!!) ...

One daY ..
Miss Peanut : kak iNa, ...nak tak ? *shoving her bag of Pistachio in my direction*
ME: ha... (am i dreaming ? i felT i was a bout to Jump and grab those nuts and mUnch it down heavenly. But being a kononnya-macho-and-cool-kakak-senior.. i anwsered No instead).. i regret that i refused to that offer coz apparently that was the 1st and last offer that came from miss peanuT!!! demmit... kedekut!!! hahahah

Days passed and not even a single time that i didn't drool over her bag of pistachio nuts!!i will make an effort to leave the room everytime she pulls out her bag of goodie nuts.It was tOo muCh for me to handle..

i was Green with enVy over her baG oF green Pistachio nuTs...

last weeK...
My collegue at work introduced me to "L3banese Roast3ry". This place is heaven for nut Lovers. You will find all sorts of Nuts freshly roasted in any flavour that you like, plain roasted, cheese coated, chilli coated, herbs, smoked (NIce!!).. just name it...

as i was browsing thru the arrays of nuts trying my best to stay in focus on what shall my pick be while munching on the free testers, all i can think of was "Lil Miss Peanut"...

i no longer enVy Lil Miss Peanut and her bag oF Pistachio as i have my l3banese roastry.

*craCk.. MuncH..muNcH ... Smile...*