GypsY Mum...

stiLL on mUm's LumpY bed..
mE: MAK... if i were to say that i don't think i'M gonna Or eVer goNNa get married what would u say ?

Mum : BAK taNgaN ....

mE : HUh ???...
SejaK bila My Mum caN reaD paLms ??

i was Giving her mY "aRe-u seriouS????" Look...

NAh!!!!...hOlding Out mY nervous and sweaTy paLms to her ...
stiLL in douBt..

starIng aT my mUm blanKly surPrised in a way. Eversince wheN Did she leaRn this?

aLL this while I've been haVing this Image PotraYed in mY heaD that PalM reaDErs aRE surpose TO be more lIke a GypsY LAdy wIth loNg unmanagable hair, having this eerie looking cat by her side, her dark rOom would be filled in with The basic ornaments of a psychic..tarot cards, leather pouches, demon skulls, oR at least a Crystal ball....

i Watch To mUcH Of haRrY PORtER!!!
CominG baCk tO mY sweaTy palms..

mUm belek-belek...

pusing sana...pusing sini...

u can hear heR Mumbling tO herself..*baca mentera ke ape???*..
i was getting worried a little..

will she be able To know bouT all those NoTty things that i've done??

all those smaLL (or is iT bIg) sins..???

but at this point it's too late to turn back...

My palM is in her haNDs..

it seems Like agess..the Clock was TickinG slowLy...

mum :"No laH Na... u'Re Gonna Get maRriEd, BuT laMbaT siKiT..."

Me: iye ke ?? (in a veRy confUsed tone of Voice..am i relieved Or am I happy ??)...

Mum : But the 1sT one CuT U Deep...

mE: hurMmm... (she's seriouslY gOod at this!!!!)

the Gypsy mum didn't stOp there as The resT oF the Clan decided To queue up and ask for her service... (dasaR penyebOk betOl bebudaK 3 ekoR nih..)

as a paYback.. The Gypsy Mum was treaTed wif gOOd Coffee and Roti bakaR 30 minUtes laTer at "KopitiaM baNgi" (nice And Cozy plaCe)...

went to bed that night with mixed and disturbed toughts...

fell ouT of Lurve ...adOi!!!

i was laZing around On mOm's LUmpY bed last nite, catching uP on stuff, gossiping and having our daily mother-daughter ChIt-cHat ...
We were discussing bout janI3's relatioNshIP wiF m3gaT...I haTe it when People fall out of Lurve!!!

JAnie came to a POint where she thinks her relationship wiF megaT eventuaLLy can't workoUt and bOth oF them have decided tO end it. She dropped The Bomb and told the whole faMilY bout the BreaK-up. We discussed iT during dinner and gavE heR ouR views and full support on Her decisioN buT it managed tO touch jani3's soft spot as i caN see tears dropping form her eyes...HearT brokeN...!!!

fOr janI3...hang in there sIs...

and for U M3gaT dearie...u've been a part oF the faMilY for the past two yeaRs and will and always be...oNce a familY always a familY...

daMN!!!! i hate BreaK ups....
whaT saY U ???

sPlaT!!!!

You were rather inviting in a way..

YoU were veRy welcoming and warn.....

aT times U were cold ..that it gives me shivers

U made yer point that u need to really see me AGAIN and again....

despite that the fact that i'm physially un-fit to meet up wif u ...

I missed oUr weekly get-together last week cz i was uncertain...

Do U miss Me DEaR ???

i can't figure IT oUT...

i can'T reaD in between the lines...

Are u relieved not to see me Or do u ReallY miss me for sure??

U made your statemenT that U "REaLLY-really" neeD TO see me aGain...

i KNow u missed MY MOves...

i knOw i need Those strokes....

buT....

i jUSt haTe those woNdering eyes..

Those uninvited stares from the public..

those watchful eyes of others..

the way that gawk when ever i approach u ...

It's Just Horrible..

They make is as iT is a sIN for Us tO be together.....

What da ??

i'M Just TALkinG tO mY swimmiNg pOOl...

YuP... HiT the Waters haRd On suNdaY. Missed mY weeklY swiMming session lasT sunDay (cZ yours TruelY overslePt) and it's PaYback time!!!!

I hit the wateR WiTh a BiG THud Instead oF the usual NoT-sO-BIg-sPlash but i managed tO eMptY haLf oF the POol though. GAsping for breath after my so-called attempt to at least stay in shape swimming session last sundaY i realised that i'M an Unhealthy Freak.....

bEen living oN unhealty food lately. mY daIlY 5 times meals..breakfast, lunch, tea-break, dinner and super and somtimes those 2am nite cuppa is not helping at all.

Being nannY oLd where at this age what eveR u pop into yer mouth will end up somewhere.. either iT's at the tummy, thighs or Hips... darn!!! i'M now the OfficiaL "Perot buncIt-Thick thighs-saggy bum-millions Love handles queeN"...

Living in the Era where everYbody are trying their best tO look like SupermoDEls where size 2 is the Ultimate size, The "i'm-skinny-and-dying-due-to- lack- of-flesh" and "see-My-Rib-cage-is-showing" figure is the "IN" thing having love handles here and there is sucH a sIn.
To make things worst..those "to drooL and To die for" cloths that you think might look good on U only comes in size 2, 4 or 6... What the??? i'm pUtting the blame oN twiggy..

So here i am... in denial of the faCt that i actually have to do something bout my unhealthy life style oR i'll end up shopping in "Plus siZe" boutiques but at the same Time in the quest to find some New hoBbies that includes sweating and panting.. (hahhahahahhahahh!!!!! u...me...sumeR peverts!!!)...

GirlY Eyes....

i'M a Bad sisteR iNdEed. i've Forgotten tO teLL the World that MY belOveD sisTer a.K.a KAk iJaH (to Most of U guys) haD been In the HospitaL fer quite someTime...

She had BeeN in the ObsteTriC waRD for the past 3 weeks Kot. HaViNg some Pre-nataL problems where the baby is tO smaLL to see The world bUt yet tOo Eager to come oUt and to make things worse is that the MummY just couLdn'T take things easilY at work, working her ass oFf around the Clock. that's Why the Doctor decided to puT her in the ward instead.

So basically, she's locked up aT her own work place. waY to Go sis ...!! Tuh laH kerja saMpai taK ingat duNia and now u can at least get some rest and be at work at the same time. How cOol is that ?? The Only difference is that she's now clad in the Purple patient jumper instead oF her stylo Doctor Outfits... hahhahahaha

BearIng aLL mY saRCastics remarks everYtime i drop by fer a visit, suCh as....
- I kNow whY u are In here ... YuP... U'Re tRYIng to saVe oN waTer and EleCTrciTy aT home aren't u ...
- CAn't get eNuf work??? that's Why u decided To move "In to" yer work place ??
- DoCtors are lOosers that sometime they can just call in sick and yet end up at their work place.. (no offence to the all the doctors out there but this is meant to be fer My sisteR onlY..)

So there i was, last sundaY, paying the beloveD siCk sis of mine a visit. TApaU-ed KFC instead oF her requested "Chilis MonteraY ChIckeN"- (daMn this preggY LAdy caN be reaLLy demanding BUt what the HecK, U enD up haVing Chick for LuNcH gaK and Chilis is waY Too much hustle for Me lah sis.. anyway u still have 1 more month to go and there's ample time for me to fulfil yer wishlist by then)....

she was so enGrossed in her DVD marathon and was watching Unggu Violet. Yup the IndoN Movie 'bout the Model and the photographer. Played by dIaN and The haiRY-eyebrows-guy.. what was his name again..haaa.... Rizky Hanggono..

Sis : Na.. have u waTched the MuvI ?
mE: (stuffing mY self wiF KFC chic)Yup..it's like sooooo 2005.. where have u been ?
sis : arOund aah bUt didn;t manage to catch the MuvI back then, and luckilY SyeD waS kind enuf to drop bY and bRing me these YummY DVDs (pointing to some Of the DVDs laying on her bed)...
Me: OooOhhh Ok...

5 minutes lateR...after the scene where the Girl (diaN) met with an accident and the champange glass got into her eyes...

sis : BoDoh!!! apesal nak bawak the glass gi tetengah jalan ... kan dah accident !!!
Me : (digging into my whiped potato..)aLAh nak jaDikan cerita..sape lagi bodoh .. dia ke kite yang tGh watch the Muvi nih ??
sis : a'aH ..
Me : Do u want me To tell u the ending ?? (dah Mule kuaRkan tandok!!!)
sis : No!!! i'm watching this!!
Me : alah...later ade Org bagI mate kat dia... hahhahahaha....!!
Sis : shOOT!! now u've just managed to ruin the whole thing....
ME : nope lah ... the question is who ??? sape yang bagi mate kat dia ...
sis : ha'aH la... mamat tuh ye ???
Me : i thought u said that u don't wanna know the ending?? Go figure...
sis : ye lah....
me: here's the thing sis.. place yerself in her shoes.. kalau u were to go blind (touch wood).. and u have a donor, a girl and a guy to choose.. u nak mata siapa?? mata the guy ke mata the girl ??
sis : tah .. the guy kot.. U ??
me : definatelY the girl.. susah Ooo... havIng a Guy's Eyes in a girl's bodY. i'll eNd up being a BiG time pevert. everytime sure nak check OUt other girls Punye Boobs and ass. It's Like u're into guys but yer eyes wonders on the Girls. I'll end up staring at girls in the ladies oR even worse peepinG JAne.. tak ke susah ...
Sis : hahahhahha....!! Twisted but betol gak kan ??
ME & sIS : hahahahhahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!

LuCkY me ... i stiLL haf mY girlY eyes WiF me...*winK*...

3...2...1...BlasT oFf....

malaYSia LaUncheD measaT 3 satellite to space tOdaY. The evenT tOoK place at 7:28am (malaysian Time) and was transmitted live via satellite video feed at KL Convention Centre.

I hearD the News oN the radIo during mY mOrning Ride to work. The Morning Crew came Up wiF a verY interestiNg topic....

"what/ Who would u launch to space???"
one caLLeR called in by the name oF paTriC ...

MCrew : So what/who Would U launch to space ??

calleR : MY Ex Girlfriend....

MCreW : hhahahahhah.... and why do u wish to send her there?? tO accompany MAESAt 3??

caller : Nope... CZ she said She nEed some space...

claP.. claP... claP...
goOd One...

tOo olD to DrooL....

tHE Girls are having their semester break and getting really bored killing time at home. They eventually haf things planned oUt for alternate days. YesterDAy they folLoweD en tahi and papa SyEd oUt for their 2nd photoshOot.

SyED is having his "SSO" butik portfolio reaDy and insisted En. tahi to snaP some pictures of his models.

The MomenT i paRkeD mY caR into the GAraGe.. i was greatEd wiF theiR non-stoP stoRies...

"BesT KAk iNa"....!!!! and the stories didn't end there as it continued sampai dinner....

During Dinner...iya, janIe and eN. taHi, still wif their photoshoot stories...

"asYraF tu sok..sek..sok ..sek..""baIm nI....sok ..sek...sok..seK.. "

me lost and clueless at that time but definately dOn't wanna be leFt behind...

"asyraF ?? baIm ??? sape TUh ???" *yours TruelY - bluR*.. are they surpose to be some HunK hoT shoT models oR what ??

i Got this as a repLy....
"alaH ...asyraF tUH yanG berlakOn impi4N ily4na tuh aaH kak iNa, baim tu pulak "My teaM" punye plaYEr... hans iss4c kecIk..."

LIke DUH!!! no wonder I taK kenaL...

tOdaY... since i can't get some ShuT eyes moments, i browsed through En taHi's FP. all i can say was WOW!!! eN taHi haf been My aLL time FAV photographer (puji Nih aM.. walaUpUn kO amIK gaMbar kak Na sumeR yanG taK caNtIk!!) bUt this One memang CantIk... i've seeN the Whole Unedited Ones.. but seriousLy this Guy goT talent!!!

taK yaH belajaR pepanDAI waT pe jaDi chemicaL engineer ?? BuaT penaT aje...amIk gaMBar sudaH!!!

kUdOS tO aM..keeP uP the GOOd Work...

Am's Pictures caN be viewed at http://amrulkareem.fotopages.com/

sEaL aLL dooRS!!!

i'M stepping on the brakes. lAying low for a while. a lOt haD happend latelY....

all i can saY is thaT the DooR is PartiaLLy cloSEd. U're inViteD but u're Not welCome In.

aiyaRk.. maNyaK SusaH Ooo iNi maCaM...

aIyaRk cIk siTi pompuaN baNyaK muda..

ana baNyaK hEraN jalaN TutuP maTa...

uwaNg daN LIngiT aaH ..

ana talak heraN ..

ana baNyaK heraN aah jalaN TutuP matA...

jaGa aPek DEpaN ada LONgKanG...!!!!

GedeBuK!! i felT iN !!!! OoOo ManYaK sakIT OoOO...

pictures KIdnapped frOm En tahi.. thanKS Am...

niCe...

someone Forward me this picture... and wiF k3l4nt4n new ruling of decency in dressing it's like just a perfect time to post this up. i think i 'll spare my 2sent worth on the dressing issues. No offence to the k3l4ntan33S but this is really cute.

4....

Do u know that to chinese fung sui 4 is an unlUckY number??
Superstitious Chinese says it brings bad luck. BAsed on My observation, Org cin4 jarang beli plat number with the number 4 in it...

sometimes ...when u go up a lift ... 1, 2, 3,3A...aiyark.. what happend to the number 4 ???
BUT those are tO some Of them aah ... as fer me.. it's just another number, which comes after 3 and before 5... but that was till last friday...

remembEr ORG MiNyak ?? yeah the one that i mentioned in last post ??? HUrMm...aFtEr the 1st grand entrance on Tuesday (during dinner wif dice and the DoC) ... we had 3 more outings after that, 3 more dates to be exact..

On WedneSdaY he was inviteD to join janie's b'DaY dinneR at nelayan tIt1w4ngs2 wif the family..

On ThuRsdaY.. we had nasik lemaK for dinner at C1tY g4rd3N and we PuT our "change a the flat Type" skills to tesT and a late niTe Drink at d0raY afterwards...

and to end iT.. FridAy..he jOined the whole family again for midnight muvi..we watched "cinta" as Mak and the rest beria nak tgK....

sO that makes iT 4 days in a row...
sO ...4 is nOt a bad Number anYwaY..
yIkeSs.. mY hands are aLL OilY...tOo mUcH mInyaK ??? NOpe... caN't get eNuF...

mY HAndsome and Org MInyaK ...

iF i were to keep a diarY,iT would be named "Handsome".
U know how people will start it with... "Dear DiarY " sO for me it will be like.. "Hi Handsome"...
aFter a tiring daY .. i'll unwind with "my handsome"...
i'll pour myself out to "mY handsOme"...
before gOing to bed... i'll drop bY at "my handsoMe"...
when the daY get tough, i know there's always "my handsome" to talk to...
i'll end my day with a date wif "my handsoMe"..kewl huh ??
But toO bad .. i don't have anY handsoMes at the moment...
BuT iF i were to have one, this is what's Gonna Be in It oN TuesdaY....

TuesdaY...
Hi hanDsoMe...
work was rather flaT, the normal day-to-day work. Decided To haf dinneR wiF dice and the DoC after work (Nick for Che.. dear IF u dont like It ... let me know!!! ). We had it at San FrancisCo steaK House for a change instead oF the normal chilis as we were on the 20 minutes waiting list and yours truely hate to waIt when it comes to fOoD!!!

BAsicaly, We were updating each other on the Normal "whaT-have-U-been-Up-tO-latelY" stories.
The DoC just got back from her 7 daYs beijing jalaN2 carik makan... OoPpps OR more like, "i haf lots of money to spend and this time it would be in beijing" ... hahahha...
Dice Just came baCk from s'poRE and the Usual..

We had invited "Org MinyaK" to join US for dinner... hurMm this GUy is RAther intresteing as he was my skOolmate and i never eveN talK To him duriNg thoose days. and Now he's Joining us for dinneR. oHhH ya... The Nick ...Org mInyaK,..Cz he's a petrol3Um enG in P3tr0n4s.

sO there we were 4 oF Us enJoyIng dinneR.. talking stuFf and i was shoCked that Org MinyaK caN aCtuallY talk as he dont do that much of talking in skooL at least noT wiF me he don't...

The nite wouldn't be complete without coffee afterwards, so we had coffee at The Beans.stiLL talking... and boy we surely can talk.. tIme does fly on jets when u're having such great fun. the resT Of them called it a daY but nOt for me and The DoC as we had OuR girly talk part 2 in front of her porch. headed home at 1 and later, uPdated MUm wiF mY endless dailY updates.. Mum was rather impressed wiTh org minyak first entrance...

went to bed at 2 that nite with someThing wondering wild in my head...
People saY ... "Don't judge a boOk By it's CoveR.."
when it comes to oRg minyaK, it's definatelY True.. "never judge a BOok By iT's Cover as GOod BOoks Dont really haf gOod covers...
i'm now readIng "org MinyaK"... huhuhuhu...